Monday, July 17, 2006

Ken Lay Lounging in Lackawanna

"And in Louisville and Limington and Lethbridge and Lawrenceburg and..... "

The Harpoville Post reports of multiply Ken Lay sighting through out the world as conspiracy theorists go to down after last weeks death of one of the most corruptible men in American business history. Ken Lay, founder and flounder of Enron died while waiting sentencing for his role in dooping millions of billions in the demise of his American company Enron. Now many suspect Ken Lay didn't die he just changed his name and slipped quietly away.

The Harpoville Post has learned the conspiracy all started when Ken, supposedly, dropped to the floor and died of a heart attack, alone with his wife, while vacationing in Aspen but it was his families insistence for a quick firery funeral of cremation that set the conspiracy tongues to wagging. With the billions Ken still had stashed he could have easily burned a passerby and ska-daddled to a much more pleasant and monetarily understanding environment.

The Harpoville Post spoke to Ken's lawyer, a slimy little man who had nothing for praise for Ken and damnation for the many disbelievers in his death. He had this to say, "These fools have no idea what a great, great man Ken was and what he did for his close friends near the end of Enron. Ken was like a god to me a great big money dispensing god and he will be sadly missed."

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