SUBMARINES SPOTTED IN MUSKOKA

The Harpoville Post has just learned that US Submarines have been spotted in the frozen waters of the highly valued, vacation hotspot Lake Muskoka. Reporters to The Harpoville Post have spoken to trappers in the region who have seen periscopes sticking out of the icy lake, heard haunting late night cries of "Dive, Dive" and who've been seen out partying and doing Pemican shooters with Americian Sailors in that areas nightly hotspot The Beaver Pellet. During the slighty warmer summer months the area is awash with Canadian, American and Persian celebrities who own multi million dollar cottages in and around the lake. As of this report our beloved Harpo, ruler of Harpoville, was unavailiable for comment, due to having just stepped out to lunch.