Sunday, June 25, 2006

God Praises Harper for Arrival

"Harper "God is even happy I am here"

The Harpoville Post
Sunday Sermon

The Harpoville Post is so pleased to announce the joyous reception that was bestowed our grand leader Harpo as he capped off his two day visit to St. Joseph De Beauce Quebec yesterday. A standing room only mob of near 200 Harpoites all gladly wearing their Harpo Devotion Braclets, stood in a park to see our gallant leader off.

The Harpoville Post reports that the Mayor forgot to fly any Canadian flags for the PM's visit to this town of 5000 except for a small child who held up a combination Canadian American flag to show his love for our leader. But, when Harpo security saw the flag they quickly rushed the child wrestling him to the ground, subduing him and dragged him away crying. Then asked about the incident later, a Harpo spokesperson said that Harpo wishes that the new flag not be flown until it is officially unvieled next year. Shortly after the Mayor commented that this was the first non-Quebec born Prime Minister to visit his town. the Harpoville Post notes that Harpo is the first non-Quebec born Prime Minister since Lester B. Pearson to hold the job for this long.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the Conservatives won 8 of the 10 seats in that riding and most found it strange when Harpo said they planned to win twice as many seats in the next election. That would mean 16 seats out of the posible 1o avaiable, a Harpo spokesperson later admitted that Prime Minister Harpo is not good with numbers.

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