Rats on an Environmental Sinking Ship

Ambrose "I made you I can break you in two"

The Harpoville Post reports that life in the environmental lime light took another tarnishing turn for the worst as the Minister of Environmental Disasters, Rona Ambrose, saw one of her chief advisors jumped ship. Ambrose's chief of staff Daniel Bernier saw the SS Ambrose sailing off onto rocky shores and got smart and got the hell off.

The Harpoville Post has learned that after the Sierra Club gave the Canadian Conservatives a failing grade on everything environmental and so verbally noted that under Rona's direction that ship is way off course, the NDP now is crying for Ambrose to get her act together and do us all a favor and quit. Ambrose is facing mounting hostility as the Conservative slash and burn their way through Canada's reputation as one of the most environmentally caring countries in the world.

The Harpoville Post reports that Ambrose claims she's only doing what the previous Liberal Government is doing, which is nothing, so why complain. Maybe Mr. Bernier was feeling an inability to do anything useful since the Harpo Government has raped that Ministery of all its useful cash. The word is that Canada's Environmental Ministery can barely afford it's staff salaries let alone paper clips and any extra cash to fund any of Canada's or for that matter Kyodo's Environmental concerns.