Saturday, June 17, 2006

Canada's Gay Marriage Travel Bureau


"This one is going to piss off a lot of Conservatives"

The Harpoville Post reports that Canada, North America's gay marriage capital, is giving the big push to America's gay marriage minded folk and that message is, 'Get in while you can the water is just super'. With Canada slowly going the way of bigger goose stepping Conservative Governments the writting is on the wall which way the pendulum will swing when it comes to gay marriage once the Conservative hay-seeds crack open that can of worms this coming fall and try their hands at turning back the hands of old mother time.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the Canadian Tourism Commision has decided to use the time wisely by advertising in most major American cities that Canada is the place to be when thinking gay matrimony. With $300,000 in the kitty the C.T.C. should woo a whole wack of prenuptial packing gays north of the 49th. for one last chance to cash in on this current Canadian craze.

The Harpoville Post suggests the C.T.C. spend that money quick before Harpo's gay banning foot soldiers start filling in the cracks and start calling in loans to end Canada become the gay marriage mega Mecca of the world.

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