Stephen Harper's Strange Bed Fellows

"How'd I get hooked up with these assholes?"

The Harpoville Post reports that Harpo's past is catching up with him as the good summer weather is bring out the bad in his party and the nuts from his past. With reports of his MP's acting out by giving the 'Italian Salute' (that's the one where you make a fist with your right hand and slap your left palm against the wrist of your right hand while bring that arm up) to Liberals in the House of Commons and mocking the Speaker of House behind his back. And as if all this hasn't left Harpo feeling like he's invited his weird cousins to the big wedding now a new book by an old friend of the Reform and Alliance party is going to be enough to make him soon seek for some sweet summer solstice.

"Was it the heat or some rare diease?"

The Harpoville Post has learned that Conservative MP Colin Carrie, Jacques Gourde and Pierre Poilievre were caught on House of Commons cameras making rude and mocking gestures to fellow MP's and the Speaker of the House. All three members have said they're sorry's and say their antics were misinterpreted, by claiming 'Fuck You' means hello in Alberta. The Conservative Party is down playing the "Italian Fuck You Salute" incident and Harpo has refused to make any mention of it, except to say he's thinking of removing those cameras from Commons.

The Harpovilee Post reports that if Harpo's friends in power weren't weird enough along comes his old pal Larry Spencer (kuson to Kevin) and his tattle tale tell all book on why Harpo doesn't return his calls anymore. It seems Larry Spencer, a Baptist Pastor, and who at one time was an up and coming MP in the new Stephen Harper Conservative/Reform/Alliance party, that is until he let his and the parties true feelings slip out one night, maybe after too much wine, to pre-expose the parties true feeling on gay's. You see, Larry let it be known that they're all devil worshippers and said that 'Gods little fuck ups would all be rotting in prison if it were up to him'. That's the Christan spirt Larry. Needless to say, the book exposes the meeting and conversation that was held between Stephen, Larry and a few others, shortly after that incident, at which Stephen explained that telling the truth is not the way to dupe Canadians and win votes in Canada. Shortly after that meeting Larry was sent to the minors and has been waiting patiently by the phone for that call from Harpo to suit up and step up to the plate. Needless to say Larry's a little bitter and hurt and feels a might smitten by one he now feels is un-smitten-worth and he's decided to re-enter the game with a different stratagy. Only time will tell if it's a winner.