Toronto's Group of 17 Terrorist Stock Tips

Terrorist Tip "Buy low, blow sky high"

The Harpoville Post reports spectulation on terrorist stock tips are running rampant throughout the TSX, Toronto Stock Exchange, as news of one prosperous terrorist from the 'Group of 17' had planned to invest heavily into the TSX. The crown suspects that suspected terrorists, Shareef Abdelhallen a computer programmer from Mississauga spoke of investing in the TSX and then blowing it up. Though it isn't clear to anyone how Mr. Abdelhallen would have profited from such action since all TSX information is on computer and not really at the downtown Toronto TSX building.

"It seems some parts of the plan weren't worked out yet"

The Harpoville Post has learned that there is no word on how the suspected Group of 17 member, Shareef Abdelhallen was going to sneak in the 2 to 3 tons of fertilizer needed to blow up the building but, one reporter suggested he just needed to detonate all the shit that's all ready in the Toronto Stock Exchange.