Broker Jim Whitehouse Raped In Court

"Would $200 be worth having sex with this guy"

The Harpoville Post reports that Calgary broker Jim Whitehouse tried to sue his former employer, RBC, for wrongful dismisal when he brought a crackhead hooker into his office and then left her there overnight was settled with Jim being deamed an idoit by the courts. It seems that Whitehouse claimed that the hooker was a potential client and that he was trying to explain to her market fluxuations when a sudden dip in his market caused it to crash, leaving Jim with insufficient funds to cover his lackless expenditures then a sudden clarification of Jim's situation left Jim feeling funerable at his sudden losses and calculating his predicament he ran like hell from the building.

The Harpoville Post spoke to Cassandra Stolarchuck, a 29 year old admitted crackhead and hooker and she told us, "I met Jim on the street and he said he had a 'big' deal in the making and asked if I want to get in on it. I said to him sure but, it'll cost you $200 bucks so, he said OK. So, we go up to his downtown office and he wants me to do him like he's in the middle of this big, big deal and I's say 'yea sure what ever', so's we's doing it right? I'm down on him, well, as good as a girl can get on such aaaa, let's just say, it's hard to invest in a company when it has so little growth potential."

The Harpoville Post reports that after the failed merger the $425,000 a year brooker left his office in search of an ATM and failed to return leaving Ms.Stolarchuck in his office smoking crack. The court learned that Ms.Stolarchuck eventually left the office but returned the next day demanding her money. Jim refused, RBC fired Jim, Jim sued RBC, RBC counter sued Jim the case went to court and Jim was deemed guilty of being an idiot and RBC was not responsible for Jim's stupidity, case closed.