Two Tales From The World of Wack

"Its hard to get weirder than this"

The Harpoville Ports reports that traveling to the land of weird usually means just setting your sites to the south and this time it is no exception. First we have this tale of Time, Alofa's Time's tale, that is.

"Alofa's Time runs out"

The Harpoville Post has learned that Alofa Time, 51 of Boise Idaho, was spotted driving his pickup truck quite erratically, as was noted by the Boise Police Department, when he lost control of his truck, crashing head on into a oncoming vehicle killing it's female driver and her four year old daughter and sending Mr. Time's wife, Theresa's severed head through the windshield of his pickup and bouncing down the US interstate road.

The Harpoville Post reports that police later recovered the rest of Theresa Time's remains back at the Time's hacienda. There is no word yet of the cause of her death but, police suspect decapitation had a lot to do with it.

"Can I prove my love by running down the street naked"

The Harpoville Post reports that a desperate marriage minded man in Ann Arbor Mich. whose marriage proposal got a little out of control when he decided to get a little out of his clothes and hit the streets. When the 28 year old Mich. man went down on bended knee to propose to the love of his life she, sensing something wasn't quite right, hesitated and soon found out why. At that point, the man, to prove his desire, tore off his clothes and went running through the quite Ann Arbor neighborhood buck naked. It wasn't long before he spotted and was spotted by a couple out for a quite evenings strool. The young man quickly ducked behind some bushes but was flushed out by the man, with the date, who pulled out a gun and demanded the naked man show himself at which the naked man ran like hell. A chase unsued and shots fired at the feeling man in his birthday suit who fell to the ground with injuries more to his pride than any wounded extremities. The armed man was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed weapon. The naked man was charged for carrying a revealed weapon and was released by police with a new suit of clothes and a severe tongue lashing, once he was dressed.