Bear Dies after Eating Poison Scout

"What are we feeding our children that are killing our bears?"

The Harpoville Post reports that an innocent back bear was killed after he inadvertenly mistook a poison Scout for a fresh one. The bear, a treasured resident of the great State of Utah, was found on a path by the State Park Ranger. The Ranger, named Rick, who at first had no idea how the bear had died, became suspicious after interviewing a group of Scouts who were camping in the area.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the Park Ranger Rick on closer inspection noticed one of the Scouts had had his arm torn off. While being questioned the Scout could not recall how he had lost his arm and said it must have happened while he slept and that after breakfast he and the rest of the scout troop had planned to go in search for the missing appendage.

The Harpoville Post reports there is no word whether the off Scout will be changed with the death of the bear but, it has been reported that Park Ranger Rick confiscated the Scout troops supply of tube steaks, Pogo's and Ho Ho's.