Lance Bass Reveals What Everybody Knew

"That's why they called him Lance"

The Harpoville Post reports that Lance Bass from the, not-so-popular-anymore, boy band 'N Sync has crawled out of the closet to reveal what every human on the planet had already guessed; 'Lance is gay'. Lance 29 was suprised when no one at his 'coming out party' was suprised by this revelation. "Can't you at least pretend to be suprised" Lance said to the few people in attendence.

The Harpoville Post has learned that Lance has worked hard, for years, not to let it be revealed of his sexual preference so as not to hurt the popularity of 'N Sync which has been plummeting for years. Entertainment insiders now believe this may be the 'golden goose' the band has been searching for, for years, to put them right back on top. "Being gay never hurt the Villiage People," said one 'N Sync insider who wished to be referred to as 'Sasha'. "I bet this will be just what they need to boost the boys carees and they'll be climbing all over each other to be the next one out of the closet, just you wait" he added.

The Harpoville Post spoke to Lance about his plans now he's made it official. "I and my live in lover and actor, Reichen, are planning a situation comedy for TV. It'll be a high romping comedy for the 2000's an 'Odd Couple' for the new millennium called Rump Rangers, we think it'll be just swell."