Thursday, September 07, 2006

Paris Blows L.A.'s Finest


"You're just a bunch of Nazi's, no wait the Nazi's were the other guy's. O'shit I can never get that right."

The Harpoville Post reports that tempers flaired in tinsel town as the noted airis Paris blew past her alluded tea spoon of alcool, while she's on her purging diet, and pushed the needle into the red to get arrested. Cops clocked the airy-one doing 55 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone which aroused police suspicion as they sat at a popular L.A. police deli. One arresting office told the Harpoville Post; "That arian princess thought she could slide under our radar well, I was born in Duseldorf yesterday."

The Harpoville Post has learned that although there are no reports of Paris calling the arresting officers "Jews who are the blame for all the wars", the police aren't taking any changes at another Hollywood hot-shot trying to deny the holocaust happened. The Harpoville Post spoke to Captain Hyrum Schneider's and he had this to say; "De's hot-shot kid's and der' fast German car's. Did you know Mercedez built the ovens in Auschwitz, well, that's what I heard. Anyway this litte leahman a getch who caused this schande an a chappah really has some baitsim to try this in my town. Here she's just another goya with a tipsky."

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