Hitler's Cross Coming to a Neighborhood Near You

"With the name Hilter on the lable, you know good eats are on the table"

The Harpoville Post reports that a new restaurant in India is packing them in and having them coming back for more. Hilter's Cross, located in Mumbai India, opened to rave reviews but, not with the kosher set who have been up in arms ever since the restaurant opened last week. But, since there are only 5,000 Jews in all of India nobodies really taking much notice.

The Harpoville Post has learned that in North America the Jews may run the film industry but in India it's Hindu all the way baby and they love the idea of Hilter's Cross. Then the restaurants owner Puneet Sablok was first approached about changing the name to the salad and pizza hotspot he refused and came under fire from the moderatly small Jewish community in this country of over 1 Billion Hindu's. "This is an outrage", said Elijah Jacob, "how can the man responsible for the death of 6 million Jew's be glorified by having a restaurant named after him? And with take out no less." Mr. Sablok replied, "everybody likes the name, Hilter's Cross for a while we were going to call it Adolph's Grill that would've really pissed him off. If Mr. Jacob doesn't like it he doesn't have to come inside, he doesn't even have to walk down the street. There are plenty of other restaurants and other streets to walk down in India, believe me. And he complains about me using the swastika as a logo, this has been a ancient symbol for good luck in India forever. Whatever! I just wonder what's Jacob going to say when I hang out the sign saying '6 Million Served', this is India I can do those numbers in 6 weeks. I just hope he doesn't find out I've got a Lebanese cook."