Conservatives Lack of Aids Concern Misunderstanding

"They acted like a bunch of sick people"

The Harpoville Post reports that Minister for the Unhealthy Tony Clement is complaining to the 'lying weak kneed Liberal press' about why they failed to get the respect and admiration for all the hard work the Harpo Conservative Government has done to help spread Aids. Mr. Clement complained that the people at the Aids Converence were not awear at what the Harpo Government has done to help promote Aids in Canada and throughout the world.

The Harpoville Post has learned that The Unhealth Minister felt slighted by the anger of the "mostly homo's", as he called them at last weeks Aids International Converence held in Toronto and attended by only one lone little Conservative party member, Mister Clement himself. Mr. Clement had this to say; "Those people have no idea what this Conservative Government has done to help promote the cause to help spread the word that Aids is here to stay and you'd better just get use to it." The Very Unhealthy Minister, who was booed every time he tried to mount the podium to sing the Tory Aids chant; "Aids are for queers, give us a cheer", was suprised when the Harpoville Post had to remind the Minister of Unhealth that the Aids Conference was in Toronto to help stop the spread of Aids not promote it, and he said, "O'really....... well now I can understand why those fagots were piss'd off then."