Harper's Ethnic Ass Kissing Dance Craze

"Are you ethnic?"

"Would like the Prime Minister to come to your wedding, your briss, your picnic, your barbeque or any of the other things you ethnic people do?"

"Well, just call the Conservative Party right away and book the Prime Minister of Canada to your next ethnic whatever."

The Harpoville Post reports that Canada's Prime Minister has decided to pull out all the stops for the ethnic love Harpo so sadly lacks. The P.M.'s office is busy booking Harpo two shows a day right through Labor Day at any and all ethnic summer events across Canada. It seems the poll numbers are in for last months grab for the Jew Gold, by siding with Israel in it's distruction of Lebanon, which left all of Canada's other ethnic voters feeling left out so, the P.M.'s office is working over time to rectify Harpo's image.

The Harpoville Post has learned that not everybody in Canada's ethnic voter list is falling for the Prime Ministers obvious need for acceptance and are speaking out on it. Alberta's White Supremists, who have always felt they were minorites in Canada ethnic mosaic are speaking out about being purposely left off the Prime Ministers Summer party list. The Harpoville Post spoke to Clem Harper, a white supremist from Calgary who had this to say; "What the hell is going on here? I'm a god dame tax payer and a card carrying Conservative why the hell doesn't Harpo show up at our annual rally and cross burning pinic. He's been here every other year now he decides were not good enough and he wants to party with them and he knows they're not allowed in our party."

The Harpoville Post reports although Harpo is working overtime to smooth the ruffled feathers of the ethnic voter the Conservative party's own neo-conservative wing is working equally as hard to ruffle those feathers back up. In a recent posting of 'that wing' of the Conservative party website Free Dominion it said; "We need to do two things, 1) Cut Canada's immigration numbers drastically. 2) Make major changes to the countries we take immigrants from. Enough with the terrorists, the socialists and the citizens of convenience."