Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Harper Without One Muslim Tory to Talk To


"Harper sees the Muslim vote sailing away as T-shirt sales slump in Ontario and Quebec"

The Harpoville Post reports that Prime Minister Harpo feels between a rock and sliding opinion poll as he reachs once again into the Liberal mailbag for releaf. With anger coming from all sides Harpo feels like a fool for siding with G.W. and Israel as the one month mark inches closer and the Muslim body count climbs higher and higher in the new Middle East war.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the Harpo Government has decided to send four mealy MP's, men who think the traffic around Toronto is insane, to review for him the new Israeli Lebanon war, before he once again returns to siding with G.W. and Israel. Word also has it that Harpo, so unsure what to do next, has decided to seek understanding and guidance from a Muslim Liberal MP from Mississauga since the new all white Tory Government forgot to slip at least one Muslim into the Conservative Party ranks during the last election.

"Tisk, tisk, tisk."

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