Mr. Mel Gibson "He Go Crazy"

"Even in Hollywood they don't kill the golden goose"

The Harpoville Post has learned that Hollywood insiders are trying desperately to put distance between them and Crazy Mel Gibson. That is, except "if Crazy Mel calls patch him through right away." It seems all media lights are burning bright with the repeat reports of Crazy Mel's racist rants from his weekend run in with the law that has some Hollywood movers and shakers torn with indiscission about Mel Gibson. Or as Crazy Mel's say's, "I'm being treated like Christ torn from the cross by those angry Jews."

The Harpoville Post has learned that Crazy Mel may be the media's 'hot potato' of the week but, he's a sweet potato money maker for whatever religion hooks their wagon to this crazy man's star. Crazy Mel may be a nut but, he sure knows how to make it rain money and that's all that matters for those money hungry Hollywood insiders whether they be Jew, Muslim, Christian or whatever.