Harper Calls United Nations Liars

"You can't trust these people to tell the truth"

The Harpoville Post reports that Prime Minister Stephen Harpo attacked the United Nations for making accusations that it was Isreali planes and Israli bombs that were deliberately dropped on a well makered UN building in Lebanon today. The Israeli bomb distroyed the building killing four, one a Canadian soldier.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the P.M. has spent the day denying an Isralei wrong doing in the two week war, he has publicly supported, that has laid waste to southern Lebanon killing hundreds and displacing thousands. Harpo admitting he felt some feelings of lose for the fallen soldier but was unable to put them into words so, he decided to attack the press for reminding him of the saughter he supports.

The Harpoville Post reports the United Nations building that Israel distroyed sits in the small village of Khiam and has been there since 1978. All UN buildings in the area are clearly marked and and there presence known to the Israeli Defence Forces.