Canada's Caring Pisses China Off

"Threatens to double prices at the dollar store"

The Harpoville Post reports the new Government is living this long hot summer in the hot seat as news is released that China has threatened to drop one big Won Ton into Canada's Conservatives soup. The Harpo Government finally decided to do something right when they offered, his holiness, the Dalai Lama honorary Canadian citizenship. The gesture is seen by most Canadians as a wonderful and nobal effort to lighten the pains of hate and death circling the global this past week but, unfortunately China doesn't see it that way. It seems China still views the Dalai Lama with unfavorable eyes.

The Harpoville Post has learned that pissing off China may mean bigger prices, not at the pumps but, where it'll really hurt; The Dollar Stores. Canadian distributors of all things 'Made in China', which is near every retailer in Canada, except the Brewers Retail, are shaking in the proverbial bottom lines boots at the thought of what China can do by moving just one decimal point. Though unclear what the Chinese Government would do if Canada follows through with honouring the Dalai Lama it has suggested that with 1.3 billion citizens in China Canada would not be wise to piss off Big Red.