Mishitgan Holding Toronto's Shit Hostage

"Mishitgan shuts Toronto's shit chute"

The Harpoville Post reports that as of August 1st Toronto's shit chute shuts tight unless Toronto's shit movers and shakers come up with some more cash to grease the already greasy palms of Mishitgan's politicians. Every day 30 hugh truck loads of shit gets shot down Highway 401 and lands in the hungry landfills of Mishitgan but, "no more" says the shit power brokers of that State, that is unless Toronto wants to slip an extra $420. U.S., per truck, beneath all that shit.

The Harpoville Post has learned that with the cost of gas sky rocketing Toronto's acting a little sheepish about spending more to spead its shit around. But, what will Toronto do if Mishitgan shuts its doors to Toronto's shit? ...... "Sit on it", suspects Canadian shit specialists who say Toronto has been especially slow at finding a new home for its ever growing mountainous shit stack.

The Haropoville Post reports that some suspect Toronto will soon start crying the blues from the stench of all that shit and start sucking up to Toronto area shit collectors and municipalities to share in their shit dilemma. And as anyone whose dragged all their shit onto their front yard, some Saturday morn, and held a garage sale says; "It's all shit till you put a price tag on it. After that, it's a commodity"