Hollywood Jews for Jesus and Mel Gibson

"Line up to support Crazy Mel with endorsment contracts and script options"

The Harpoville Post
Weekend Entertainment

With the whole worlds going heading to Beruit in a hand basket it's only fitting Crazy Mel Gibson is accepting reservations for his reserection. Hollywood mover and want-to-be shakers are lining up in droves to support Crazy Mel in the wake of his Tequila fueled anti-semitic tyrant he bestowed on two of L.A.'s finest Hebrew traffic cops who made the mistake of pulling over Crazy Mel for drunk driving. Two charges of being a Mister Meaner have been leveled at Crazy Mel but, what has been most damaging is Crazy Mel's impromtu theatrical delivery of Mein Kampf that has most of the industry ducking and running for cover.

Last weeks incident has left Crazy Mel booked for rehad and desperate to rebuild his 'mister nice-guy' Hollywood image which some say may have fallen further than even the suspected gross of next years release of Passion2 can prompt up. Though word has it that Crazy Mel may be about to turn his Lemon aid stand into another big franchise with word Mel's on the lookout for a new partner for his latest buddy-in-crime flic. Crazy Mel's been on the blower from everbody from Mel Brooks to Woody Allen is seach or someone, other than Tequila, to team up with to get him up and running, once out of rehab.

The Harpoville Post has learned the scoop on Mel's new hit film has Mel and a, yet unnamed, Jewish sidekick palling around German during W.W.2 when they stumble across Auschwitz, end up in the wrong line, get locked up and that's when the fun ensues. They then free all the prisoners but, don't know what to do with them. Crazy Mel just might hit another homerun with this baby, say some of his Jewish supporters and it may just get Crazy Mel that A+ rating he's looking for from the Anti Defamation League.

"Good Luck Crazy Mel"