New Poll Sees Conservative Ship Sinking

"Harper toots his own horn while his love for G.W. Bush drags him down"

The Harpoville Post reports that a new poll shows Harpo's Conservative love for all things Bushy would likely lead to their down fall if a federal election were called today. The poll shows the Tory's and Liberal's are neck in neck, with nary an NDP'er in sight, in voter acceptance and Harpo's puppy posturing to America is to blame. With the Harpo's Government insistance on following the Americans, in their support of Israel, is finally showing flaws, flys and feet in the Tory ointment.

The Harpoville Post has learned that for the first time since the Conservative's regained control, even if only minor-ally, six months ago they have stumbled in a popularity poll. Harpo is showing great Tory leadership traits similar to those of Brian Mulroney, where whenever faced with a delema it was duck, run and hide time and that's what Harpo is up to leaving poor Peter McKay alone to fend off the incoming media and voter disapproval on slot. Now, with a hint the Government may change it's mind, one more time, about sending in Canadian Peacekeepers(do we have any left, I thought they gave them all orders to shoot to kill) instead of sending more army into a area of the world where too much army already exsists.

The Harpoville Post reports that with news today of five Canadian soliders killed, the most in one day since World War 2, the Harpo Government will be doing a lot more ducking and running from the slippery, sliding slop they'll soon be referring to as they're polls. But, in Cornwall Harpo came out swinging in defiance of him spending 15 billion dollars on military and only $5. per day, before taxes, for the Conservative child care program. Holding up a T-Shirt stating "I'm #1" Harpo tries hard to keep a stiff upper lip as his popularity buckles at the knees.