Harper Slides One Past The Goalie

"And says Fuck You Canada"

The Harpoville Post reports that the Prime Minister has used the 'national security' clause to pass out 8 Billion dollars to the friends and former bosses of Lack Of Defence Minister Gordon O'Connor. Since no bidding was done on the military contracts the Tory's have decided against all honesty and hand the $$$ out the back door with no questions asked.

The Haropoville Post has learned that in 1994 the Agreement of Internal Trade was signed into law to stop this type of backroom bargaining and this is the first time a Government in power has used this back door tactic to slip the puck past the goalie and skirt the law. The Harpo Governments decission to push it through while Parliament is in recess for the summer leaves questions of true intensions un-asked and conveniently ignored.