Harper Doesn't Want a Second Opinion

"We've decided Israel has the right to distroy a country and kill 1000 Muslims and that's it"

The Harpoville Post reports that at the last minute the Conservative party has decided not to allow a Conservative member to go to Lebanon with an all Canadian fact finding mission. The reason for the last minute change of plan is not clear with too many different explanations coming out of the P.M.'s office.

The Harpoville Post has learned that word has leaked to Harpo's office of how bad the distruction leveled apon Lebanon by Israel is that it is not safe to sent anyone to. Tory Dean Del Mastro was all set to leave yesterday when he got the call from Hapo's office to abort, abort. Del Mastro first blamed his wife for not letting him go now the P.M.'s office states that it's not safe to have such an important member of 'Team Tory' out of the country reporting about how bad it is in Lebanon while the Prime Minister is trying so hard to suck up to the Canadian Lebanese community.

The Harpoville Post reports that the Liberal, NDP and Block party M.P.'s have shown up for duty on Tuesday and traveled to Lebanon to report on conditions in that war ravaged country. Since this Canadian delegation will not be visiting Israel we wonder whether those findings will ever be allowed to be made public.