Charles McVety Would Make a Good Nazi

"Someone check this Cracker's closet for a white robe and a swastika"

The Harpoville Post reports Christian Nazi zealot(could you imagine such a thing) Charles McVety is working overtime to destory any resemblance of free speech in Canada's Conservative party. Not, that there was alot to begin with now Harpo has ripped out the camera and microphones from the House of commons, tapped the mouths shut of all his MP's, that is except Garth Turner, who he's now hung out to dry with the cry of "Bring Me The Head Of Garth Turner" and Charles McVety, his favorite Christian bulldog has stepped up to the plate to do his bidding.

The Harpoville Post has learned McVety, the Aryan son of a goose stepper, is spending untold amounts of $$$ to see his master Harpo's wish comes true by flying about the country sliming onto any Conservative talk radio he can slither into, located mostly in the West, in an attempt to denounce the "homo lovin' Turner" as he likes to refer to him as. It seems McVety is having no trouble filling his radio dance card full of like minded Conservative redneck hillbillies ready to recite from only selected verses of the good book while skipping past the ones that suggest "loving thy neighbour". With McVety around one wonders how the hell those verses ever got into there and how long before they are removed from the new King Charles McVety Version of the unholy Bible that will be available real soon in a 'all true' Christian Conservative entrapment riding near you.