Israeli Implants Saves Lives in Israel

"Her double D's detonate bomb before real damage done"

The Harpoville Post reports that one womans vain attempt at male admiration has saved the lives of many as her breasts proved to be the all the protection the Israeli woman needed. The Israeli woman was out shopping when a rocket destine for distruction in Israel landed between her ample bosum and did not explode.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the womans ample heroism was so noted and now many Israeli woman are rushing out and having breast augmentation to insure Israeli safety in the future. It has been reported that the Israel Government has offered to pay for breast implants to boost the war effort and insure continued civilian safety in this war and all the other wars to follow.