An American Crime of Passion

"We were deeply in love and wanted to spend the rest of our lives together"

The Harpoville Post reports that police finally got around to arresting a suspect in the 10 year old Jonbenet Ramsey murder. Quick thinking Boulder Co. police finally issued an arrest warrant for 41 year old John Mark Karr and had him picked up at his Bangkok prostitution apartment on Wednesday. Karr immediately confessed to the crime declairing it was an accident and a crime of passion that went horribly wrong.

The Harpoville Post has learned that Karr has felt remose and has wanted to confess to raping and brutally killing the 6 year old love of his life for ten years but, never could find the time while living in Thailand and taking full advantage of that country's lax child prostitution laws. Although Karr has made frequent trips back to the states the Boulder police never thought about picking him up for questioning even though he was a prime suspect, along with the Ramsey family and everyone else in the mile high city of Boulder Co.

The Harpoville Post reports that although Karr has confessed to the killing it will still rest upon the police and the prosecution in Boulder to prove they're case. It is suspected that soon there will be computer generated images of what Jonbenet would look like today at 16 years of age had she not been burtialy raped and murdered in her own home while her parents slept peacefully in their beds. It is suspected that had she lived her parents would have continued to schlep poor Jonbenet around America to these ridicules childrens fashion shows pretending little girls are woman to the delight of pedophiles who continue to host and attend these events where John Mark Karr frequented and where he met the love of his life.