Monday, August 21, 2006

G.M. Returns Gas Guzzling Camaro

"Just in time for higher prices at the pumps"

The Harpoville Post reports that General Motors has decided to fight the rise at the gas pumps with the return of the gas guzzling Camaro. "G.M. meteroric descent into bankruptcy is no reason to start thinking clearly now," said one fat, over-paid G.M. CEO who was on hand to announce General Motors return to the muscle car market. Ford who has been out selling, or should we say, out giving away cars with no money down and no interest leases of they're return to the muscle car market in the Ford Mustang has left G.M. deciding to cash their remaining chips in on a sure thing 'car buyer stupidity'.

The Harpoville Post has learned that G.M. will start building the Canadian made over-powered, rear wheel drive, pass anything on the road except a gas station monster in Oshawa Ontario just in time for higher prices at the pumps and new laws cracking down on street racers. The Conservative Government has announced they will start leveling greater fines against young crazed drivers of these muscle cars that have been the cause of untold damage and deaths on Canadian roads for years. But, why allow these cars to be built in the first place and to announce them with such fan fair leaves one wondering is anyone in General Motors paying attention let alone earning their keep? The company just announced a 3.2 Billion dollar loss in their last quarter now with this plan to return to the muscle car market, G.M. is sure to double those numbers in the months and years to come.


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