Sunday, January 29, 2006

CRAZY COUSIN IS WATCHING YOU


THE HARPOVILLE POST
Sunday Book Review

Patrons of Harpoville stood out in the pouring sunshine, under glorious darken skies, to be the first in Harpoville to purchase the much awaited, sure to be a bestseller and soon to be a classic novel; "2006" Written by our leader Harpo; "2006" tells the tale of a great country in the near future.
Freed from the tyranny brought about by freedom of choice, freed from the shackles of elections and freed from the persecution of opinion, this wonderful utopian state is overseen by the all knowing, all seeing, loveable, Crazy Cousin.
The book tells of the love of their nation shown by the people of Harpoville in their devotion and strick accepting of everything their leader Crazy Cousin does or says.

This brilliant novel is never to be confused with George Orwell's tale of dystopia, in his, soon to be banned and burned, 1948 novel, 1984.

How glorious our future now looks with the release of the road map to a happier existence for all. The Harpoville Post urges you to stop what your doing and race on down to the distribution point in Sector C.

That is "SECTOR C."

Bring your photo I.D., and your Harpo devotion braclet to insure proper clearance to your new and sunnier future with Crazy Cousin in Harpoville.

Remember:
War is Freedom
Peace is Slavery
Strength is Ignorance

Always Remember:

CRAZY COUSIN IS WATCHING YOU

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