The Queen of Nice Returns

"The Dyke of Delight is back"

The Harpoville Post
Entertainment Friday

The Harpoville Post is pleased to announce that TV got just a little bit sweaty'r with today's discovery that the, self-titled, Queen of Nice is rolling back onto the little screen. That's right, Rosie O'Donnell is slated to replace Meredith Vieira on the day-time TV talk show The View. Though, this news won't second page, "War With Iran" it has started many of the typical topical tongues in tiny tinsel town tattling to the tune of, 'Stop the World and Let Me Off.'

The Harpoville Post reports that Rosie will take her place along side all the yakity yak little ladies Joy, Star, Elisabeth and Barbara to rattle on incessantly about any and everything that comes along. It is the first return to TV after Rosie bowed down from day-time to be a stay at home mom or dad with her or her's, Rosie's mate; carpenter Kelly O'Donnell, kids a few years ago. It is not yet clear whether Rosie will recreate her role as the large, over-bearing, opinionated, self centered diva she has been for years or try some real acting skills.
Our only question is what's Star going to do?