Americans unfortunately a Sickly Lot

"British found healthier by far"

The Harpoville Post reports that a new study just released finds that citizens of Great Britian are much healthier than citizens of America. The study shows that although Americans are very health conscious they spend twice as much, per person, on health care than the British do.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the richest country in the world is extremely unhealthy. It seems that Americans, 55 to 64 years of age, had higher rates of heart disease, heart attacks, strokes, lung disease and cancer.

"Something to be said for bangers, mash and plenty of good beer"

The Harpoville Post reports that it isn't clear if the health of Americans, on the whole, has decreased since 2000 when G.W. Bush was elected but, this fact may be instrumental in the studies findings.