Canada's Unenvironmental Budget

"Rona's disastrous environmental tips"

The Harpoville Post reports with the new Tory government budget now in it's clear the environment is now out. Harpo's Conservative budget has made big tax cuts that has Canada's Native communities and Canada's environmental concerns left holding the bag.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the previous Liberal Government had committed 5.2 billion dollars to improve Native issues and 4 Billion for Canada's commitment to Kyoto and the environment, now all those funds will be allocated towards war in Afcanistan, guns at the border, bus passes and bug spray in British Columbia.

The Harpoville Post reports that the Tory governments commitment to the environment is called "Made in Canada" and amounts to spending 400 million over 2 years on bug spray to deal with the B.C. Pine Beatle infestation, caused by global warming and 2 billion dollars over 5 years for educational pamphlets on how to live on an unlivable planet.

Canada's Minister of Environmental Disasters, Rona Ambrose, will have a diminished role to play at the upcoming Kyoto conference next month in Bonn W. Germany. She will open the conference and then be asked to leave after the Harpo governments disastrous decission to withdraw all previous commitments, Canada has made, to Kyoto and global warming in the past. Although there is word, that while there, Ms. Ambrose will give a talk entitled, "Hair and make up tips for today's woman in tommorrow's upcoming disastrous global environment." Rona Ambrose's talk is expected to be ill attended.