Google Calendar is good Google Business

"Google to launch new calendar service"

The Harpoville Post reports that Google has decide to give the world the world wants by launching the new Google calendar.

The Harpoville Post has learned that Google has concluded that everyone in the world loves Friday and Saturday, so, it has decided to have those days and only those days on the new Google calendar. So you'll wake up, go to work on Friday, drag your ass through that day, party Friday night, sleep in Saturday morning and do whatever you want all day Saturday, go to bed and wake up Friday morning and do it all over again.

The Harpoville Post reports that since Google has decide to give China the Google they want they should be able to give the world the world wants. As Google says, "It's just good Google business."