Women Who Drink Think

"Time to drink up ladies"

The Harpoville Post reports that a new study just released reveals that women who have two drinks a day think clearer than those who don't. The research was done on about 2,000 women from the New York area. Out of the 2,000, 20 percent were white, 50 percent were Hispanic, 25 percent were black and the remaining 5 percent were loose.

"Liquors quicker and it makes you smarter"

The Harpoville Post has learned that after just two drinks 95 percent of the women became brighter, more charming, engaging and rediant. The remaining 5 percent became looser and just wanted more to drink.

"Anything more than two drinks in a man turns him into an idiot"

The Harpoville Post also reports that no similar research study has ever been done on men due to the fact there are so few men that don't drink. Out of those who do drink it's impossible to get them to stop after two drinks to complete the research and it is already widely known that anything more than two drinks in a man turns him into a opinionated, hypocritical, stupid asshole.