Scooter Libby Squeals Like a Pig

Cheney say's; "hand me my gun."

The Harpoville Post reports that Scooter Libby turned over faster than a sow on a stick on his boss and his boss. The Harpoville Post has learned that Libby, while being question by prosecutors into the CIA leaked information case, said, "I was told by Dick Cheney that this information was authorized by and came from President George Bush."

"Libby clearing some Bush"

The Harpoville Post reports that no comment on this story has been released from the White House, the President's people or from Vice President Dick Cheney.
The Haropoville Post has learned that President G.W. Bush is said to be on a sudden vacation clearing bush and V.P. Dick Chaney is suspected to be out hunting.