NASA plans Slamming Trip to the Moon

Bush "I've always wanted to smash something into the moon"

The Harpoville Post reports that NASA plans a return trip to the moon but, this time without slowing down. The U.S. billion dollar space agency plans to ram a spacecraft into the moon.

The Harpoville Post asked a spokesperson from NASA why, since they've supposedly landed on the moon and brought back a bag of rocks, why return to do this and he said, "I know we've already spent billions and billions of dollars going there, 'walking' on it and all but, this time somebody, I think it was the President, suggested smashing into it and we all agreeded that would be a great idea."

The Harpoville Post has learned the mission was first suggested by U.S. President G.W. Bush who told reporters, "I remember being a boy on my daddy's ranch in Huston and sitting out on the real hot summer nights. You know those nights were you'd lay naked against a pig and it still wouldn't cool you off. Well, on those nights I'd look up, way up at the moon and say to myself, George, if you're daddy ever lets you become President of this here United States, you should smash something into that there moon. So, that's what I plan to do."

The Harpoville reports that NASA has another reason to smash into the moon. We spoke to a NASA representive who told us, "We thought since the President wants to smash into the moon we'd use this opportunity to see if there isn't ice beneath the soil and if ice was found under the soil we would have water when we set up a space station. So, just in case something like, let's say a nuclear war with Iran was started over, let's say the desire to drive up the price of oil and let's say we had to get some people, let's say some very rich, powerful people off the Earth because of, let's say the nuclear war with Iran made this planet uninhabitable, just as an example."