Terrorist Attack Oil Rigs.....Maybe

"9/11 Terrorist, 9/11 Terrorist"

The Harpoville Post reports that Canada's Military left out of the land locked Afcanistan war are fueling new fears. Canadian Rear-End Admiral Dan McNeil has signaled fresh fears from Canada's off shore oil rigs. The Rear-end Admiral is left feeling his fears are falling on deaf ears and he needs to wake Canada up to the threat.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the Admiral, who now has a lot of time on his hands with Canada's new Afcanistan land-locked war, feels that Canada's off shore oil and natural gas rigs are sitting ducks for terrorist activity and something needs to be done about it. The Rear-end Admiral told The Harpoville Post, "Arrr' I'm telling yea matey if one of them thar terrorist was to gets his hands on a plane and he decides to fly into one of them thar unprotected rigs, arrr', it wouldn't be good now would it." he then added, "Or if they was to steal a ship, arrr', they could do an awful lot a damage thar."

The Harpoville Post has learned that 100 men live and work on the oil and gas rigs off the east coast of Canada there has been no threat by terrorist organizations or even the slightest bit of interested in flying a plane, or stealing a boat and crashing it into the rigs.