New Canadian Poll Confusing

The Harpoville Post
Editoral Report

Harpo "I told you they'd like me"

The Harpoville Post reports that more Canadian polls show more Canadians confused when polled. A recent poll done by Strategic Counsel puts Canadian's squarely where the Conservative Government wants them, which is highly pliable in their sweaty little hands.

"And I've got the polls to prove it"

The Harpoville Post has learned that this poll, which seems to be delivered every two weeks with similar results, comes to the conclusion, plus or minus 3%, that Canadians are in favour of the Harpo Governments five Conservative priorities:
1) Tough on Crime, 2) 1% then another 1% reduction of GST, 3) Families getting $1,200 a year for daycare, 4) Reducing Hospital wait time, 5) Increasing Government accountability.
The 1000 peopled polled(electroniclly) 56% said they approve of Harpo and his new Conservitive governments priorities.

"Canada's in favor of less polling"

The Harpoville Post performed a similiar poll to plus or minus 3% and came to a totally different conclusion on the Harpo Governments five Conservative priorities:
1) Scrape gun registery and allow more guns on the street. 2) Reduce taxes while increasing spending on the war in Afcanistan and while arming border guards. 3) Give families only $5. a day for daycare spending. 4) Introduce private health care to reduce hospital wait times. 5) Remove prying media cameras and microphones from Parliament while restructing members from speaking to newspeople.
The 1000 people polled with these questions(in person) 100% disapproved of all of the Harpo Governments in five priorities.

The Harpoville Post reports that a recent poll on polling proves polls aren't vey accurate. They are largely dependant on the how the question is phrased, to whom the pollster is polling to and to who picks up and pays the poll payment.