Bono Sings of Canadian Catastrophe

"What a fucking wanker"

The Harpoville Post reports of increasing outcry from environmentist for the lack of concern our planet is receiving from Prime Minister Harpo. Rock singer, Bono from the band U2 was the first to lash out at the Conservative budget that left little or no doubt that Harpo's only wish is for self survival.

The Harpoville Post spoke to Bono who said, "What's with this guy, Harpo, is he so shallow, so insecure that once he becomes Prime Minister of a country as important to the world as Canada all he can think of is, 'do they love me' and 'how can I keep my job'. He's a fucking wanker."

The Harpoville Post reports that ex-vice president and the man believed to have won the 2000 Presidential race, Al Gore, a known environmentalist, novelist and supporter of the Kyoto Accord spoke out against the Conservative Governments insistance to forget their commitment to the rest of the world.


The Harpoville Post spoke to Mr. Gore and he told us, "This Harpo has his head so far up George Bush's ass that his shirt collar is brown. And this Rona Ambrose it hard to imagine someone less competent to be Enviromental Minister. They're idea to pull out of Kyoto is a shock to the whole Western World and his 'Made In Canada' solution is a joke. He has taken Canada's commitment to fighting green house gasses and thrown it away. I pity a country with that as a leader."