Poll Shows Government Loves To Poll

"More polls out that more polling is in"

The Harpoville Post reports that the Harpo Government new buget is getting rave reviews in, where else, the polls. With Canadians being polled and an amazing rate the polling numbers just keep on climbing.

The Harpoville Post has learned that polling has become the number one best friend of the new government and the polls show that he's number one with them. Poll results released this week on the recent government budget shows high polling numbers of approval that #1; the new Conservative Government isn't stingy with the billions of dollars they inherited from the previous Liberal Government and are showing it by giving lots of money away and #2; that lonely Canadians loved to feel important by being electronically polled.

The Harpoville Post reports when Canadians answered poll questions asking them up-beat questions pollers polled positively but, when asked question about the down-side of the economy the polls polled negatively. The highest pollers polled polled the highest in Harpo's home state of Alberia, where pollers feel more money was a good thing since their province is doing so well. In the Maritime provinces pontents who were polled felt more money was good to off-set the high price of beer, cigarettes and mixed drinks. In Quebec the poll numbers were very high for Harpo's budget but, are now coming into question as the poll questions were pitched to pollers in English in this majority French speaking province. Ontario and British Columbian's felt about the same, when polled, that not much had changed, the Conservatives will soon run out of money and promises and that Harpo looks puggy and pasty and there is a very good chance he'll suffer a massive stroke before the next election in 2007.