Star Jones Disappears Right On TV

"She was here a minute ago, did anyone see Star?"

The Harpoville Post reports of the unsighting of View star Star Jones right on live pre-taped TV. Star, Star was reported to have been there one minute and gone the next from the nationally syndicated TV talk show The View. In her ninth season of the show star, Star, star'd as the large star at the end of the row of women but, over the last few years she was seen in a slow diminishing capacity. It is said around Hollywood that star Star's star was fading fast.

The Harpoville Post spoke to a Hollywood insider who told us, "Everyone loved star Star when she started on The View, she was a big, brassy black woman and everyone just loved that. Then a few years back she really went over the top when she married some skinny little banker at that glitzy wedding of hers. I swear they were rumors she sold tickets to it. Then star Star started sheddings the pounds, soon she wasn't big, she wasn't brassy, God, she was barely black."