Tory's Say Fuck The Environment

"And have decide to go Gay bashing"

The Haporville Post reports that as the Harpo Government tries hard to ignore resent scientific results that we' are all heading to environmental Hell in a Lincoln Escalade they're not without a plan 'B'. This week Harpo was quick to turn a whole stack of negitives in to one big Conservative positive by announcing his deep seated desire; "Let's go beat up some fagots".

The Harpoville Post has learned that the most pressing item on the fall Conservative calender is clobering C-38, the Gay Marriage Law. This is all compliments of Charles McVety and his religious rightous who now, having helped Harpo gain power, swing a pretty big mean-stick in Ottawa. A stick Harpo has decided he'd rather have swung at a bunch of 'homo loving fagots' than himself. Although the year old bill passed easily in house with a vote of 158 to 133, a point spread the Conservatives would have 'just died for' in the last election, Harpo, I mean McVety, has decided a lot of Liberals that voted for Bill C-38 would rather be back up on the political fence, impaled in govermental debate, on what should or shouldn't, can or can't and will or won't be done in the bedrooms of the nation after Canadian taxpayers, over the age of consent, say "I do".