Mexico Clears Murders Mom of Slayings

"It's the way we do it down Mexico way"

The Harpoville Post has learned that Mexican authorities have cleared Delgado Fajardo, 36, in the slaying of two Canadian tourists last winter down Mexico way. Mr. and Mrs. Domenic Ianiero of Woodbridge Ontario who were in Mexico for a family wedding were found in their blood soaked room in a posh Mexican resort with their throats slashed. The case has been wrapped in controversy when it was reported that the couples blood was mopped up and their room made up long before police were even informed a crime had been committed.

The Harpoville Post reports that within no time the Mexican police took charge of the murder scene and turned their attention on two middle aged cougars from Thunder Bay Ontario. The two gals, who were out on a tear were down in Mexico for fun, sun and maybe get them-selves some Cabana Boy action were picked up by police as they arrived back in Thunder Bay, sunburn and hung-over. After the Mexican authorities spent two weeks in Canada seeing the sights and clearing the two single mothers they returned to Mexico and turned their stealth like police attention towards Delgado Fajardo 36 a security guard working at the hotel. Reports that the trained ex-army commando, Delgado, befriended the Canadian couple, escorting them around the resort and rubbing Mr. Ianiero's tired feet did not at first arouse suspicion with the police or did the fact that Delgado disappeared along with the couples jewlery the day of the murder and has not been seen since cause them much concern either.

The Harpoville Post has now learned that Mexican authorities have cleared the mother of Delgado Fajardo of any wrong doing after a hair of hers was not found, after numerous cleanings, at the posh Mexican murder scene. So Mexican authorities have decided to clear Delgado of any wrong doing though he still remains at large and this winters tourist-o season is rapidly approaching.