Homophobia Soon Legal in Canada

"We only seek the right to call a spade a spade and a fagot a fagot"

The Harpoville Post has learned that Prime Minister Harpo may have found a way to get out from underneath the pressure he is feeling from his religious right voting base to do away with gay marriages in Canada. Harpo and his Government plan to reopen the gay marriage debate in the fall but knowing it will be blocked have decided to move right along to plan B; allow the gay hating, homophobic religious right do and say anything they like not to follow the law of the land and give equality to all Canadians, regardless of their sexual preference.

The Harpoville Post has learned the Conservative Government plans to continue allowing their Conservative voting base a way out of following the laws of the land. In the spring their scrapping of the gun registry law allowed gun owners not to be responsible for the weapons they purchase making it impossible for the police to successfully trace a gun after it has been stolen from the less than responsible gun owner. Now by allowing Christian Conservatives the right to refuse the use of churches and their services to marriage minded gays they're are saying it is OK to refuse same sex citizens their rights ensured by the laws of Canada.

The Harpoville Post reports that the governments opposition again wonders what the Tory government is really up to because the rights of all Canadians is already covered by the charter of rights. Harpo told the Harpoville Post; "We will support the rights of all gay Liberal and NDP voting Canadians but even more-so support the rights of our Christian Conservative voting base to practice their religion, practice their religious views to refuse a spade a spade and call them all little fagots."