Sunday, September 17, 2006

Pope Blames Comments on Too Much Wine

"Stop me if you've heard this one before; a Muslim, a Cleric and a insurgent walk into a bar"

The Harpoville Post reports the Pope's public relations people have been working overtime trying hard to clean up the mess left behind when the Pontiff, after a little too much wine grabbed the microphone and let go with a string of zingers during a Muslim Roast held at the Vatican just last week. It is said the Pope's head was pounding the next day as he came just short of apologizing for calling the Muslim Prophet Mohammed as "evil, inhuman and a joke as a savior". Muslims throughout the world took to the streets in protest burning two churchs located in the west bank.

The Harpoville Post has learned the Vatican was quick to point out the two churchs burnt in protest were not Catholic and were of no concern to them. One of the reported churchs was a Church of Scientology but, no one from that a, a, religion could be contacted for comment. The Vatican has stated that although they are not concerned by the Pontiff's comments they expect the Pope's trip to Turkey, planned for later this month, will be put on hold indefinitely.


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