Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Madonna's Baby David's Dad Speaks Out


" I thought she was putting him into a life of prostitution not a life of luxury"

The Harpoville Post reports the 32-year-old African peasant farmer who allowed Madonna to have his son is finally speaking out but no one is quite sure what he's trying to say. Last weeks uproar was because Madonna decided she wanted to return from her trip to Africa with something more than a bag of handmade trinkets and a suitcase full of illegal Ivory. It seems Madonna had her eye on a little black baby boy she spotted at an orphanage on the 22-day 27-orphanages tour she'd signed up for. Soon the papers were signed and Madonna headed for the airport with her new child in tow, through pictures later revealed Madonna has a white woman to do all her heavy towing. Everything was fine until she entered Heathrow airport and customs discovered there are laws against that type of carry on luggage.

The Harpoville Post has learned when news returned to Africa that Madonna had left with the child the boy's father suddenly got upset when he realized what the word adoption meant and decided he wanted the air to his peasant farming life returned immediately and most likely put to work. The peasant farmer, named Yohane Banda was quite impressed by Madonna naming his son David and said; "It's a far sight better than Yohane. What kind of name is Yohane? Do you think somebody was going to call me Hane and yelled it out by mistake one day? I think that's what happened." The man went on to say about the adoption of his son; "I will look forward to the day when my son David, after living with Madonna and her no talent husband in castles and fancy hotels around the world, eating the best foods served on the best china and crystal and being educated by the the most brilliant minds on the planet then finally, when he's grown to be a man, return to me and take his rightful place in the family business of peasant farming."

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