Saturday, December 30, 2006

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead


"While some wonder which witch was the right witch to hang?"

The Harpoville Post reports that the President of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, was pronounced dead as Millions of Iraqis were suspected of forgoing regular American based TV broadcasts of MTV and Sienfield to watch the public hanging. But since much of Iraqis still sit in total darkness since the American invasion, three years ago, those numbers could not be confirmed. Also news of all night dancing in the streets in Baghdad to the news of Saddams death could also not be confirmed due to the curfew that blankets that city.

The Harpoville Post has learned that merriment and rejoicing was reported to be coming from the White House as US President G.W. Bush held an old fashion Texas Hold 'em Then Hang 'em party. The President was in good spirits surrounded by his father and the few Republican supports left as he joked; "With my dad here I guess we could have invited his old pal Saddam Hussein but I hear he got hung up somewhere."

The Harpoville Post reports that G.W. Bush was over heard saying; "the Iraqis found Saddam guilty and hung em high and I am proud to say I see this as a positive step towards Iraq moving forward to an American style of republican democracy. Maybe we can learn a thing or two from these Iraqis and bring public hanging back to America and American televisions."

The Harpoville Post wonders if the treatment of Saddam, once a close friend to the White House, has left present day world leaders close to the Bush White House feeling a little tinge in their necks.

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