The Crazy World of Crazy Cousin

"He's back!"

"We'll keep you informed when informed is what we wish you to be"

The Harpoville Post reports that as the start of Parliament nears for our country called Canada, it will not resemble any other Parliament in Canada's history. Gone is the public and news access to politians payed by the public purse. Gone is the freedom once taken for granted now lost in one mans desire for control.

The Harpoville Post reports that when Parliament reconvenes next week with a new Conservative government don't expect too much talking. Leader Harpo swears to keep his Conservative Government more accessable and accountable than any other government in Canada's history by closing the doors at secretive cabinet meetings and refusing interviews on any topic other than what is on this governments agenda. Harpo and his government plan a less is more style of governing.

The Harpoville Post reported last week how Harpo had microphones removed from the halls of parliment, microphones that have been set up for decades, and he has refused the media much access to the House of Commons and his cabinet. Harpo will decide what Canadians should know, how much Canadians should know and when Canadians should know it.

The Harpoville Post has learned that silence is golden in Harpo's secretive war like world, where the walls have ears, so don't say a word, guns are massing at the border so more guns are needed, slash day-care spending so soldiers can die in far off lands. Soon silence will be the only thing Canadian Canadians can count on.