Sorry's Set Sail in B.C.

Ferry sinks so do all signs of an apology

The Harpoville Post reports that survivors of last weeks B.C. Ferry disaster off Canada's west coast aren't hearing what they want to hear. "A sorry would be nice." said one survivor of the doomed ship. "They take our money run the ship a shore and we don't hear a peep out of them." she then added, "I think a 'I'm sorry we ruined your vacation' isn't asking too much. Don't you think?"

The Harpovillle Post attented a news conference held by the head of the government run corperation, and he had this to say, "We'll be in the market for a new ship. Something nice with room for cars underneath, maybe some seating up above and a snack bar. Anyone with knowledge of the were-bouts of such a vessel should contact the BC Ferries Corporation." When someone in attendence suggested they look off Gil Island at the bottom of Wright Sound for just such a ship he quickly ended the news conference and hurried out of the room.