Professor Fired For Cloning Own Penis

Mr. Hwang he go crazy

The Harpoville Post reports of a story out of South Korea where a noted professor cloned his own penis. Woo-suc Hwang, professor at the Soul National University was disgraced over a scandal surrounding his multi million dollar cloning operation.

The Harpoville Post has learned that Mr. Hwang received 40 million dollars for his stem cell research into penis cloning, and it seems that the professor did all the experimenting on himself. One professor at the university told The Harpoville Post, "Professor Hwang became more and more agitated as the experimenting went on. There were complaints, around the university, that he was turning into a real prick, but, we had no idea."

The Harpoville Post asked the professor about the enormous sum given the Mr. Hwang for his penis cloning, and he said, "Once the professor put the word out on what he was doing the money came rolling in. The only problem is that with the money came the fame and Professor Hwang became too cocky and collapsed under the pressure to keep his cloning up."